::wud i want to say in this post is that even u are a law abiding citizen, u still get caught by the police if are in the wrong place at the wrong time. and dun blame the police cuz it's just a routine check. this check is soooo simple.
1. Juz pass ur IC to this middle aged guy with a slight belly and get ushered to this nicely polished dark blue van with unusually rusty grilles underneath the windows.

2. U'll get a free ride around Orchard road and u get to see the city in an different view.

3. U will get to enter a building, to the carpark entrance where it says " AUTHORISED VEHICLES ONLY"

4. The middle aged guy with a slight belly will lead u to this room which looks like a mini lecture theatre. Is a lesson about to start?

5. U are told to wait there for further instructions.

6. Follow instructions 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.......... which ends up with u trying to crank up 3 bottles of urine in a toilet.

7. Back to the room and enjoy the air con

8. The air-con seems cold.... realllli cold....

9. cold.... cold.............

10. And up u go with ur 3 bottles of chrsantanum tea and u put it in a secured metal box, and some guy will write ur ic number , address and other personal stuff on a form.

11. Back to the room...

12. Stoning...........................

13. i look at the clock on the wall. ohhhh it's still 130 am....

14. Fuck u understand! the clock is spoiled. the actual time is 5.30 am already.

15. Stones somemore.... hey some guys are told to go cuz the people there dun like their faces?

16. Fuck u understand! those lucky pricks.... (winson... u lucky ass)

17. 845 am. 8 finalists compete for the " who wants to be a lucky prick? "

18. the 8 finalists are brought to this room with see thru walls.... wow.... interesting....

19. They are told to enter the interesting room to rot once more. 2 more finalists are already in the room.

20. aww.... chin yen is the 3rd prick to go!!!!!

21. Fuck u understand! its already 930 am.









ONE nice night for me dun ya think???






































FUCK U UNDERSTAND.
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.:Wong blogged on Sunday, November 28, 2004:.
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